fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

(via the-classic-top-hat)

8oo:

reapershadcat:

yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR

yahoo has got to go fast

(via the-classic-top-hat)

hairandglasses:

demmonz:

demmonz:

Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character

I wanna see if I’m alone here

well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?

finally, a good use for this thing

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rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:

nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris,

I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

This was a mild inconvenience.

So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. 
So i put it to you Chris.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

The choice is your Chris…

Stay locked out.

or drink it all.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

(via rangerose)

plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

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frostbittenshadow:

THE SHRAPNEL IS IN THE FUCKING NECKLACE

HOLY SHIT

(via geothebio)

merewuf:

kingcheddarxvii:

Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches

(via dervlaaarghhh)

bedquest:

coketalk:

At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.

(via liatastisch)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

(via egberts)

warningofimposter:

i can’t believe team rocket bought tumblr

(via impliedcyanide)

vintage-aerith:

yummytomatoes:

NO

NOT OKAY

(via astrolatry)

welp, otafest is all said and done

Next up, animethon! (is 3 months too early to be excited? I hope not. Ill probably go as zacharie and formal Eridan but i dunno i might change my mind)

Im sorry to all the people i said i was going to find at otafest (ASHLEY!!). I really did try and look for you seriously i wasn’t snubbing you or anythin :(

bondoge:

askdepressedderpy:

askpsychoscoots:

WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???

NOOOO!!! D’:

i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!

WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

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